The second most common search term on how do you eat an elephant? at the moment is this:
Where is my brain?
I kid you not…
From time to time I find myself having a bit of a worry about the person* who has lost their brain so I’ve written them a little note to say hello.
A little note to say hello
Dear Person who has lost their brain,
I’m truly sorry that you have lost your brain. My own brain has a habit of disappearing every so often so I know how you are feeling. Would you like a hug?
Here’s the thing though. I don’t know where your brain is. Believe me – I’m not the kind of responsible adult who is entrusted with the safekeeping of important things (like theatre tickets. Or brains).
I’m also a bit worried that you – a mixed up person in want of your brain – have found yourself wandering around how do you eat an elephant? Please be warned. It isn’t the best place for you; it’s full of nonsensical nonsense and nutty stuff and will surely do you no good.
Anyway so yeah, I don’t know where your brain is but I do hope you find it soon. By the way, have you looked in the fridge? It’s amazing what turns up in there.
Lots of love (and that hug if you want it)
*Or persons – who knows how many brains are MIA on any given day?